Score: 10

"Excellence"

submission: pt 1. of new song-Metaljonus

date: June 8, 2008

Well, I have listened to this through and through and I keep wondering when you are going to finish it. I swear the lengthy acoustic intro is just the proper intro to an excellent cinematic action sequence, but without the other two parts, this piece can only go so far. I already have a general understanding about where to take it... but seriously... all I can say is: finish it.

Take it as a compliment when someone says that; they insist on hearing a little more!

Score: 10

"Clean, Energetic, Cool"

submission: -Orr- Vitality

date: May 29, 2008

I've noticed that your MBs for this song is 3.3, the song lasts for 3:33, and the number of reviews (before this one) is a number divisible by 3.

Of course, the song kicks ass too.

Score: 10

"I'm Amused and Perturbed"

submission: Necro (explicit language)

date: November 19, 2007

Hey, you know that Sexy Losers comic has a necrophiliac named Shiunji Watanabe whose dead cadaver lover comes back from the dead with the sole desire to murder his sorry ass?

...You and I ought to go out on the town once I move out to Australia. I bet you'd find me cute enough to murder, too!

Okay, stupid jokes aside, this is totally bad. Someone will make it into a music video in NG (probably Stamper). That's testament to your ability, though not quite your psyche. I doubt you'd actually go through with this stuff, as it is just an evil satire.

...RESPECT!

Score: 10

"Switch to Classical"

submission: AP - Under Fire

date: November 18, 2007

Your trances might be getting repetitive, but these short, heavy classical thunder entries are definitely worth time and effort to create (and to enjoy). This one has a better ending than your other recent submission, with an arc of drama and flair for violent energy. It's got as much drive as a power metal song of the same persuasion, so what does that tell you?

This song made me perform a double-take with that journal entry of yours, and this is the reason you should stick around NG despite what detractors might suggest. Keep this up, you've earned some extra respect.

Score: 10

"Cinematic Appeal"

submission: AP - The Forbidden Path

date: November 18, 2007

This is a good modern classical thunder soundtrack geared for the heavy-hitting action sequence. The dark choir and techno elements are pretty good. It ends a little too abruptly, although that in and of itself can be integrated into a scene.

This is the reason I stuck around and downloaded whatever you had to offer. You earned my respect.

Score: 10

"Whoa, what the hell?"

submission: Rip-off medley

date: October 27, 2007

Well, yeah, you made my day. This song is absolutely out there. I'm still listening to it loop at max volume inside an apartment complex full of old women. I'm astonished, that's why. All I ask is for you to actually write the lyrics in a reply or something because someone will get the crazy idea to actually make a flash out of it. It's definitely music video material, a satirical one at that.

Score: 10

"Hate is Nothing New"

submission: Dark Age

date: May 29, 2007

This song rocks. I know it will become a staple of all really evil bad guys' themes when an audio portal-savvy flash animator sets out to create a flash. God yes, I think I'm going to use this sucker for something... evil...!

You only got a 4 in Originality because expressing hatred over jerks isn't necessarily new. The song itself is very effective in what it does, though all the effects might be a little trite. Still, the cool samples, clearness of the sound, and the efforts all give you a well-deserved ten.

P.S. I vote zero only on absolute garbage. I've never known you to make garbage of any kind (I incidentally voted five because it can fit in a falsh just so easily, especially the crescendo and ominous end!).

Score: 9

"Captures it Perfectly"

submission: EMO PARODY

date: May 18, 2007

Okay, I rarely ever listen to alt-rock stations because they inundated the airwaves with this kind of disgusting crap, only that stuff is serious and this isn't.

Were you drunk when you did this with your buds?

After like eight plays while eating oatmeat at 4:33 AM in the fuckin' morning, I sat down just to keep myself from laughing and choking.

Whenever you get the chance to murder someone's style of music, please do so in an orderly fashion.

This is the shit.

P.S., once I get a script and some drawings done, I'm contacting you about voice-overs as promised.

Score: 7

"Don't Get It"

submission: FUCK BATMAN!

date: May 18, 2007

I don't know what the joke is--other than the title--but I suppose you're trying to wreck the soundtrack to the latest Batman movie. Tell me otherwise or simply explain this... I didn't quite get the joke in the song itself. I did like voicing the song's title repeatedly in the presence of little children, though.

The review is a lukewarm one because the clarity is soft, the church-bells are kind of cliched, and it all smells of cheese. Solid effort, though the collection here has better stuff to chew on. Seven Overall...

Score: 10

"Excellent as Always"

submission: What I Wanted

date: May 18, 2007

I've often run past this one in my system (having downloaded it) and always appreciated it, better than Thumping Pain although that one's emphasis on drum effects kind of sour the mood I get from this one. This one, with its title, suggests inner turmoil, and having it loop softly in the background conveys the same emotion into whatever I'm writing in that moment. Therefore, in too many words, it touches me.

Of course, you get a 5 for originality since it is a common emotional piece--no shortage of them--while Clarity gets 6 since it's a bit soft but otherwise fine. Diversity gets 8, as does Effort.

It might sound dull on rare occasion, but I give a 10 because it's one of the few Beegeezee songs that communicate like a ballad would. It reveals a side of you that isn't as apparent with all the comic mischief in the collection.