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Gypsy Jazz, SMB2 from OCRemix.org.

Megadeth, Lacuna Coil, Disturbed... list goes on.

The music reminds me of the above. Coming from the ordinary schmucks at Newgrounds, that's a good thing for a metal fan like me. Your voice reminds me of Lacuna Coil (Empty Spiral). Not Cristina, but her cohort. I would advise you develop this voice even further. I don't even know how Bad-Man-Incorporated hasn't heard this material yet, but hey, must have been a Tuesday or something. In any case, this would be best served as part of a movie soundtrack, or a flash cartoon. It's that good. And you won't have to drudge through the Animation Forum to solicit the idea. Eventually, someone will approach you about the idea.

This is classic punk metal, the kind that doesn't have growling or excessive melodic pitch black B.S., but has the hard, loud aspect that makes it metal, through and through. It's also above and beyond a lot of other musicians simply on the mixing job alone. The mastering is clean and balanced. In all, you can likely get in a band if you felt like it. Hell, you could probably create your own game project with material like this, if that isn't already happening.

Stay Metal, my friend.

An Alternative to Sex Has Come at Last (PUN LOL)

Is it blasphemy to say "Mega Man, eat your heart out?", because I'm going to hell by standing by my assertion that this is the best bit of power metal I've heard on this site. And "bit" makes it sexier for the Newgrounds Flash author seeking a short but admirable tune to add to any project.

This is the sort of music you'd be fucking your girlfriend to, but if you didn't have a girlfriend, you could make do with the music alone. It's THAT good.

Metaljonus responds:

Haha I knew someone would say something bout megaman. Megaman is the shit! I don't know if a flash player would use this but it would be sweet for sure. This would make awesome jerk off music for sure! lol

Groovy Bad-Ass

The intro theme for the biggest 'stasche villain. Or hell, maybe Charles fucking Bronson. Almost a loop, even. Contagious. Downright funny. All Bad-Man.

An improved BBQBeefburger Man Theme Song. (No wait, that's pushing it).

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Haha, thanks man!!

Herniated Freestyling

Funny... in a very bad way.

Perhaps a satire of the hip-hop competition happening in Newgrounds. Almost poignant if it wasn't so awful.

"He can suck my penis, my cock and my dick!"

Feels Like a "Blumpkin" (look it up)

In the midst of my dark, dismal depression... I had one hard fugging boner.

I don't know... it's what I get out of the song. It's a moody yet sexy piece.

Chthonic-Waves responds:

Lol. A blumpkin could be the best thing of all time

V I R T

Pretty sure the guy behind the Shantae Soundtrack I and II is Jake "Virt" Kaufman. He's the guy behind www.vgmix.com (although I'm pretty sure it's down for some ungodly reason) and is an expert at arranging game music, both original and the classics.

Word of advice: straighten up and polish the presentation for this, give it a name derived from hip-hop (sounds like hip-hop) and submit to www.ocremix.org. I'm sure they'll appreciate it as much as we do.

LadyArsenic responds:

I know who wrote the soundtrack. This was just a remix I created by memory in tribute to it, and nothing more. Profit never once crossed my mind, nor do I intend to gain any popularity with it. This was just me having fun and paying respects to a song and game that I really truly enjoyed. If I've caused any trouble in doing this, I sincerely apologize. Thank you for listening!

...Filled with Nightmares and Phantasms

This is how metal used to be, before all the variants like thrash came out. It used to be hard, gloomy, even a little psychedelic (not much of that here, but still slick). This is also the point where we say Creeping-Dan is coming out on his own. I have stuff he made years ago and this just blows it all out of the water... well, except maybe "Fist Full of Thrash". From a technical standpoint, this pretty much screams pro.

I Call it a Draw

This tune has very poor recording quality. The song, however, is pretty cool. Pretty damn cool, to tell the truth. Fix the methods at which the recording and mixing are done, and this song can shine.

Dark Cinema

Very cool and atmospheric, almost psychedelic. Definitely something you'd hear in a dark film.

When one is drained of all humor, anything beautiful is met with one of two things: disdainful worry or worrisome disdain. Anything ugly is met with violence. Flash is complex and beautiful, not a toy. Keep that in mind... or things get ugly real quick.

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