Neophyte-Ronin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FartMaul]

Same Here, I Cried Too!

Whomever made this stink really has seen too much Taco Bell. I cried as well as the last guy, so this one is also on my favorite list. Simple, straightforward, and flat-out merciless execution, sound, and everything else makes the flash quite cool. The best parts are that the load time is minimal, there is no play button and it loops around. It's pretty good to have it playing in secret in the background when you're showing your girlfriend and all her friends around your house!

What more could you ask for? Darth Maul getting slashed through the gut and releasing ALL OF HIS GAS AT ONCE UPON OBI-WAN? Oh, wait! Somebody sick enough can probably pull that off easy! Think of it as the official sequel to Fart Maul!

[Vegeta's Problem]

Pretty Damn Nasty

There are several things to take note of:
First--Vegeta stays very much in character.
Second--Constipation is known to get like that.
Third--He should have considered stool softeners.
Fourth--Either the earth was destroyed or it simply got covered in Vegeta's brown essence. The movie cut out at an inopportune time to make any determination.
Finally--This movie is damned funny. I smiled and laughed, so good job!

[Do the Mario!]

Perplexing? No. Goofy? YES!

First, I smiled. Then, I laughed (especially at the "moral of the story" that summarized the author's apparant problem). An old song from a cartoon series (The SUPER SHOW? I almost forgot about those damn things!), combined with some grainy images of Mario (and live actors of Mario & Luigi), create a perfectly silly and meaningless flash. I will point, laugh and demean the idiot that goes out to "Swing his arms and do the Mario." Excellent submission overall.

[Luigi's Island (Spoof)]

Show-&-Game Crossovers suck sometimes

Giligan's Island is an old situation comedy that people tend to make parodies of. I never seen anybody use Nintendo-based sprites to spoof the show. Use of the laugh track from the show was alright, but there was nothing funny about this submission. To salvage the short, the creator utilized a mock-up nude sprite of peach being banged by an apparantly fully-clothed Luigi. I hate giving spoilers away for great flashes, but since this is not a great flash, I am forced to make an exception (to sway others from not watching it). One last thing: I didn't smile once.

[Luigi's Frustration]

Not the greatest, but gets the point across nicely

I have seen this style from Metal Maverick on several occasions, including a stealth-fest with Snake going to the store ('cause he blew some paychecks at a poker game). In each entry, the technical level is average, but the style and humor are pretty good. However, Luigi suffers from bad voice acting, augmented by awful sound. At least it's audible. Overall, it was okay. I happened to smile a bit.