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[COKEHEAD 2]

Technical Masterpiece, Subject Matter Sucks

This is a game one would play while listening to "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit, after what Osama had conspired to do on September the eleventh. Making fun of Osama as a cokehead is slightly better than President Bush, but this one naturally has a major problem: a flaw in logic.

To maintain a terrorist organization, large amounts of capital is required. Although the drug trade can fortify funds (yes, they deal in drugs to acquire their materials and firepower), it would be a logistics catastrophe if someone started getting strung out on coke. Coke, by all accounts, is incredibly expensive. If Osama started sniffing and contemplating his own end, then the war on terrorism would be that much easier.

But that's not how he operates, now is it?

Drugfilms' attempt at keeping topical has ended with a fairly good technical masterpiece (the flash is reminiscent of other War on Terror games featured on this site), but a dreadfully poor-in-taste piece of Umaro feces nonetheless.

And, for the record, the first Coke game also sucked ass.

[COKEHEAD]

On my Blam List!

Sniffing coke towards the presidency! Fight off hallucinations with a colt python! Donate some cash to my site if you think this game is good (note that it said THINK, since that does not prove a game's quality, nor does it assume that everybody actually THINKS).

In a nutshell: Why in God's name does this game exist?

I can understand DRUGFILMS' specialization is, of course, illicit drugs, violence and sexual themes (or in two words, "DEPRAVED THEMES"), but the groups' generous doses of trash far surpasses normal conventions of tastelessness.

Nothing personal, but if they learned all this stuff about drugs from first-hand experience, the joke is on them since all drug humor is specifically intended to poke fun at druggies. It doesn't mean we are going to laugh, though. Jay and Silent Bob have greater success than the Flash junkies behind COKEHEAD.

Let it be a fair warning: unless you want to go on a Blamming Spree, avoid COKEHEAD. And everything else from DRUGFILMS.