Villains Only Club LOLOLOLOLOL
What? I have to fuckin' pay for your services? The last clip in this demo makes me nervous. Like, what kind of price are you charging? Arm? Leg? First Born? Immortal Soul? Steak?
On the other hand, if you can make this into a career like your intended one, I have no qualms about paying. In the meantime... can you make an exception about the price?
Brilliant range of voices, by the way!
Can't Wait to Discover the Answer
So how come you haven't uploaded the thing yet? Couldn't you at least provide links to your album release? It sounds pretty good, see.
Can I Use This Song in a Flash Video Game?
OMFG Killer Instinct Gold Fulgore Theme?
Hey, it brought me back, okay!
Floggers and Lagers!
Cheers man!
Fulgore was a beast!
And yeah, you can use it in a flash, that's cool.
Thanks duder!
Needs Tweaking, but Evil-Sounding Nonetheless
The Tempo is meant for a grim, evil hard blues-type of Great Old One rising from the ocean. It's not enough to keep YOU awake, but it's not like it utterly bombs. The drawback comes in the fast parts, which are a bit repetitive. Yes, it could use some tweaking, or even you screaming nonsense in the background, before it becomes genius.
Floggers and Lagers!
Cheers man! Yeah this one wasn't anything special. The main reason I uploaded it was to let people know that I'm still around!
Chairs and benches!
Bang Your Head
Hi! Welcome back. Apparently, there aren't enough fuckers dying of plague so you're just in time to help us all out!
Well anyway, since you went the free route, the songs are easier to make into flashes.
I also notice the riffs you use are very trademark, in a sense. You could string several songs from your catalog into a complete bad-ass metal soundtrack for a game (hence my BBQBeefburgerman concept and, wouldn't you know it, that guy made another flash to prove who rules the portal and shit!).
Pretty soon, a bunch of metalheads will be pumping out tracks and forming albums, inspired by your attempt. And they'll probably pale in comparison to this one track alone.
Mega Thanks for the awesome words, my friend. Glad people are diggin this. Next album song soon. haha.
Its all about cochlear penetration. haha.
Thanks again, dude!
Oh?
Nevermind!
Do.
Do or do not. There is no try.
Also, you shouldn't give a damn about what the zero-bombers want to bomb next. If you got something on your mind, you're better off getting it out of your system rather than letting it fester.
I'd like to see this get a little more fleshed out. Even as a loop, it isn't catchy enough.
New Wave Ghaleon?
It's a hunch--and only a hunch since I cannot access the original game music as I'm typing this--but it sounds very similar to a song heard in the old Lunar: Silver Star RPG. I'm pretty sure.
It's an okay rendition of the tune, if that's the case.
Some Make a Cartoon of This Prick
Hey, Superius... Doritos are made by the SAME FUCKIN' COMPANY!
Had this clip repeat constantly until I snapped and burst into maniacal laughter.
The full skit is worthy of a flash being produced.
Yes.
Ladies and Gentlemen, FUCK YOU!
If there was going to be a spiritual sequel to that Big Gay Bubba cartoon, I would have to do it. And I would feature this song.
I have not one inch of fucking pride, see.
Only issue: too short. You gotta make it Stamper-length before people notice you.
TL;DR.
When one is drained of all humor, anything beautiful is met with one of two things: disdainful worry or worrisome disdain. Anything ugly is met with violence. Flash is complex and beautiful, not a toy. Keep that in mind... or things get ugly real quick.
Age 41, Male
Student & Volunteer
Quinsigamond Community College
Upton, MA USA
Joined on 9/3/03
Sapphire's '09 Voice Demo