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The U.S. Has a Bill of Rights

Comedy Central reserves plenty of rights in regards to what gets broadcast on their station. That's their prerogative. I can respect that to some degree. The idea behind first amendment rights is that congress (Federal Government) cannot make laws that suspend any expression, congregation, or religion on part of the masses. They're not meant to support or denigrate particular religions. What the private sector does, however, they also leave alone, for the most part (ideally).

Comedy Central fears retribution from Islamic folk because they know the freak shows who use that religion as a stepping stone towards power and dominion over others is far more real than in the peaceniks of all Christian sects, particularly Catholicism (which practically every comedian shown on Comedy Central has thrown barbs at). There is a clear and present danger when handling the sensitive egos of the Islamic faith, but not with other faiths.

South Park, of course, defies this crap, pushing people's buttons specifically because someone has to. It's like Puck from the 19th century, or Mad Magazine, or any number of underground comics that poke barbs at society. They're not poking at the religion... they're poking at the people. Most if not all the problem with any religion, philosophy, or school of thought, is that the adherents will often use it out of context and separate themselves from others who do not share the same exact ideas in common. Just a bunch of little villages who don't like to speak to one another.

But people don't like being taken as fools. Satire is cynical in nature, and some have no respect for such an attitude. Pair that with the primitive inclinations of people who enter a faith in search of answers... and you'll get a bunch of people who do, in fact, grind axes. Comedy Central doesn't want to be on the receiving end of a bunch of people who will, according to stereotype, throw said axes at them.

Sensitivity is for the weak. Comedy Central should not give a damn and not worry about radical Muslims because they don't give a damn about Catholics, Christians, or Jews either. They should not need to self-censor themselves lest they lose one of their actual programming gems that have weathered 200 episodes, a milestone for that network. But since I don't think they'll back down from their oversensitive micromanaging, perhaps South Park will move to some other network willing to accept a crown of thorns unafraid to speak its mind.

Grotesque

First one to make this into a flash gets thrown in jail.

Villains Only Club LOLOLOLOLOL

What? I have to fuckin' pay for your services? The last clip in this demo makes me nervous. Like, what kind of price are you charging? Arm? Leg? First Born? Immortal Soul? Steak?

On the other hand, if you can make this into a career like your intended one, I have no qualms about paying. In the meantime... can you make an exception about the price?

Brilliant range of voices, by the way!

Can't Wait to Discover the Answer

So how come you haven't uploaded the thing yet? Couldn't you at least provide links to your album release? It sounds pretty good, see.

Can I Use This Song in a Flash Video Game?

OMFG Killer Instinct Gold Fulgore Theme?

Hey, it brought me back, okay!

Floggers and Lagers!

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers man!
Fulgore was a beast!

And yeah, you can use it in a flash, that's cool.

Thanks duder!

Bang Your Head

Hi! Welcome back. Apparently, there aren't enough fuckers dying of plague so you're just in time to help us all out!

Well anyway, since you went the free route, the songs are easier to make into flashes.

I also notice the riffs you use are very trademark, in a sense. You could string several songs from your catalog into a complete bad-ass metal soundtrack for a game (hence my BBQBeefburgerman concept and, wouldn't you know it, that guy made another flash to prove who rules the portal and shit!).

Pretty soon, a bunch of metalheads will be pumping out tracks and forming albums, inspired by your attempt. And they'll probably pale in comparison to this one track alone.

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Mega Thanks for the awesome words, my friend. Glad people are diggin this. Next album song soon. haha.

Its all about cochlear penetration. haha.

Thanks again, dude!

Oh?

Nevermind!

Do.

Do or do not. There is no try.

Also, you shouldn't give a damn about what the zero-bombers want to bomb next. If you got something on your mind, you're better off getting it out of your system rather than letting it fester.

I'd like to see this get a little more fleshed out. Even as a loop, it isn't catchy enough.

New Wave Ghaleon?

It's a hunch--and only a hunch since I cannot access the original game music as I'm typing this--but it sounds very similar to a song heard in the old Lunar: Silver Star RPG. I'm pretty sure.

It's an okay rendition of the tune, if that's the case.

When one is drained of all humor, anything beautiful is met with one of two things: disdainful worry or worrisome disdain. Anything ugly is met with violence. Flash is complex and beautiful, not a toy. Keep that in mind... or things get ugly real quick.

Age 42, Male

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