Neophyte-Ronin's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[V-Metaljonus]

Is That for VENDETTA?

Music Video based on the original serial/graphic novel. What do you think?

Metaljonus responds:

V means 5 am lol but I like the idea.

[Draco Meteor Release!]

Power Glam

Sounds like a track from an Anime sci-fi action epic. And I don't mean that as an insult. When the lead solo kicked in for this track, I realized that it fits as a character theme, or a battle theme for an action/role-play adventure game.

Observing your catalog has given me insight that you enjoy the power metal persuasion. I only advise you continue to release tracks, since your body of work, while extraordinary, is lacking in tracks over here at NG.

[It's Still Fucking Tuesday]

Not Enough Time for Drinking

LOL

Easy Listening for me. It's off, and it's a Tuesday.

Shit. With all your complaining about Tuesdays, ever wonder if you could do a spoof cover of Rebecca Black's "Friday"?

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Yah, this was in "easy listening", some cock PM'd me pointing that out.
Wha'd he want...a cookie?

Technically it can be easy listening because the fat bastard was sittin in a chair in his mommy's basement with headphones on. Nothing hard about that, unless the fat cunt labors over his own breathing. haha.

Thanks man.

[Bad Man & Sons]

Nothing Bad About This

How cute!

This is actually pretty neat on the side; it isn't just great for sentimental value, but it can actually work as like a closing/credits theme. So it's a double-win.

Happy Birthday, Bad-Man. Don't worry, I won't inquire about your age. :)

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Good idea man.
Thanks for the review. Don't worry about inquiring about my age, I don't keep it a secret. Age means nothing to me anyways. :)

[Purple Dragons Ate My Kids]

A Black Unicorn Slept With My Sister

Typical... coming from one of the sick fuckers behind the "Be Sprited" series, it's no secret that this is just satire. Good satire, since it's technically proficient in instrumentation (except the cheesy explosive grunt vocals), but telegraphs its reality with the band name and its chosen genre.

I would ask for a lyric sheet, but I'm afraid that you lost it (or you were intoxicated at the time).

CyprusX responds:

For a moment there I thought you would burn me , but boy was I wrong.
Yeah , there isnt much going on in the lyrics because there are not any , just random ridiculously over the top grunts and random words , we were just improvizing along the way =D

Thanks for taking the time to write .