Neophyte-Ronin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[My random life ep1]

Bugged

The soundtrack loops after the movie plays once, without me touching the play button again. Consider revising.

It's not utterly horrible, but it can use a little extra polish. At least there's a narrative and some direction to the comedy. I wouldn't quite call it "My Random Life" on that note.

chiro94 responds:

thanks dude i alredy solved the audio problem

[Office Times]

Six Points Lost Beneath that FAT FILE SIZE

Check out that file size. Mmm-mmm... why is this thing so massive? They barely even move! Is it the sound quality or something? What a rip-off! Lego's are not awesome.

I did laugh with the skits, though. Nothing like office humor to remind us that our society has gone off the deep end. And in other news, tomorrow IS Friday. Where I operate, that's "Freedom Friday". Casual is covered throughout the week.

BaustonFilms responds:

Wait... are you kidding me? You gave it a low score because of the file size? I can understand if you didn't think it was funny... but admitting it was funny and giving it a low score just doesn't make sense to me.

[A Pile of Leaves.]

This Made Me Laugh... Cheap, but a Laugh

Normally, I'm in a foul mood and never want to see another horrible Flash again. This, I imagined, was one of those times. However, the silly surprise ending caught me off guard, and the reaction was priceless.

Even though it looks as though the production values are poor... and they are, actually... the cartoon was assembled far better than one may think. It's short, sweet, and even the preloader "Play" button--that being the door--is a clever touch that transcends the notion that little thought went into this piece.

If the artwork improves, even an Author called "crapcartoons" can shine on the Newgrounds stage.

crapcartoons responds:

I appreciate criticism when it's constructive. Obviously I chose my username for a reason.

[The-Epic-Battle]

To an Evil-Dog Track; Skillful, but not Original

This is a track from Evil-Dog's catalogue, and it's titled "A Darker Soul." It's a Newgrounds track. That means you should look up his stuff and properly credit him in the Author/File Info. I certainly would.

Nice fbf, by the way. It's how a line-art or animated storyboard ought to be designed. It's a little over-the-top and, as you admitted, rather derivative of what everyone else is doing, so nothing groundbreaking or avant garde going on. Still, it is a cut above the traditional faire and spam of Newgrounds, hence its well-deserved Excellent Score.

Laoye responds:

Thanks man...I've added it to the credits :)

[LIFE + DEATH]

Haven't Improved a Bit

Holy shit, why am I still watching this?

This series debuted years ago and was a deliberate suckfest. For three years, nothing happened, until the author decided to resurrect his grand vision and treat us to another fine deliberate suckfest. Can't say I'm thrilled.

Jerryjackson responds:

U ONLY DONT LIKE IT COS UR WILLY = SMALL AND U R A BIT OF POO

[Flying Pigs!]

RICHARD! NOOOOOO!

Couldn't you include a "Replay" Button at least?

It still made me smile.

Solrac responds:

Thanks Man! It's an Honor to be reviewed by an NG user of 2003! I tried to make the Replay button, but failed misserably........