Neophyte-Ronin's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Deathy Turd]

Join the Cookie Monster in his epic quest to locate at least one clean bathroom throughout all of Grand Central Station.

(I.E. NEEDS LYRICS!)

It's cool to know you will take time out to work with decent drum samples. The back catalog--which would make for an incredible instrumental metal album if reworked today--really needs some good drum samples.

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks man! I do plan to rework some old tunes at some point.

[No Chance]

They still do this after all these years. The mixing has only improved, as well!

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Haha, yeah man!

[A Haunting v2]

Remastered version of something cool from your library? WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY REVIEW THIS?

Better than the original--actually coherent and the doom-synth is still there.

sapoman responds:

Not sure why no one reviews my stuff. I really, really appreciate any feedback, but I think my music may be an acquired taste. At other times, I really don't give a shit. It's my expression and I share it freely.

[Black Friday 2013]

God, where have you been after all these years?

(Probably fuckin' lurking, but I ain't gonna complain).

Beegeezee responds:

LOL! Nice to see you're still trolling around these parts! Actually, I've spent all these years getting my life together. Now I'm semi-stable, married, my own house, two cars, and a doge! I'm now getting back to the jams. It's gonna be back to the usual antics for sure, but hopefully I'll be able to class the place up a bit with better skill and more thought provoking lyrics. It's been a long musical journey for me and it's only going to get better.

(p.s) I was kinda hoping you'd show up! HAHA!

[From Darkness Shone Light]

You should make a series of these. Music soundtracks are dime-a-dozen 'round here, while this could demonstrate your willingness to create something that would really grip the audience. It's excellent, by the way. Already I imagine a nightmarish dream sequence that ends with someone awaking in the park. Sort of an "In Medias Res" movie introduction.

SunStarsMoon responds:

Thank you for your feedback!
I enjoy doing those, but since there's no proper place to upload them on newgrounds, I'm afraid it would be a bit misleading. They should add a sound design option ; so far it's only song or loop !
I'll consider uploading more of them in the future if people like them, thanks!

[Hell-0 Toosday]

All day Wednesday (today), I kept thinking it was Thursday. I got straightened out, of course, after realizing I blank out Tuesdays by thinking it's a Wednesday. (The Voice was on--that was the next good thing from that day, other than a positivity meeting and maybe playing some Blades of Avernum scenarios). Anyway, this reminded me that Tuesday happened some time this week and I was blissful in my forgetting that fact. In other words, thanks for the fucking reminder.

Good though!

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

At least you were reminded with some earhole raping. :) Thanks brother, appreciate it muchly.

[A Love Unforgotten]

I 5'd and Downloaded (actually, I always Download, so that's a moot point). What more do you want out of me?

Oh, right. This is pretty solid. I'm still debating about which musician's back catalog I'm going to use for a project, and you keep popping into my head. These days, there's actual stable leitmotifs instead of constantly shifting moods within seconds of each other, like what you did years ago. That constitutes development. Also, this got the flavor of a courtly romance singing all over it.

So yeah, I don't know who the fuck keeps Zero-Voting you, but it's easy to know why: your stuff tends to kick lots of ass, you're a long-runner, and the top ten per day or week doesn't really matter all that much. The real Flash author pours through the long lists of songs and, if he thinks one has potential, looks up the musician's profile and checks out the list of work as a whole before moving onto the next candidate, downloading as he or she goes along. Quite frankly, no-one should worry so long as their pieces kick ass; it's only a matter of time before someone finds it.

You've been around long enough for zero-voting to be an annoyance, not a merciless deluge. If it feels like that, it's only because you're a long-timer whose skills are notorious throughout the Audio Portal. Ergo, DON'T LET THEM BOTHER YOU!

Bosa responds:

Very true, and thanks. It's good to hear from you after so long, and your 'Big Fat Tutorial' is legendary here on Newgrounds.

I'll keep my chin up and I'll keep moving forward. I can't wait to see what kind of flash you come up with next!

And thanks again.

[GIMME DAT BUTT]

Way to break the deal, Casablanca.

I bet there will be a flood of shit animations that use this track. Keep your fingers crossed.

You made my day, either way.

DruoxtheShredder responds:

Oh, i can't wait to see them.

[Technical Math Metal]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAAROFL

Two months for this? Get out of here.

(Post-Script: ALTACCOUNT!)

CockRider responds:

Maaan, I don't know what you is tawking 'bout daaawg.
This shit is fo' real and I've been offered a record deal and shit but I turned it down because I need to grow, not only as an artist.... But as a person, Neophyte... As a person.