Neophyte-Ronin's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[It's Still Fucking Tuesday]

Not Enough Time for Drinking

LOL

Easy Listening for me. It's off, and it's a Tuesday.

Shit. With all your complaining about Tuesdays, ever wonder if you could do a spoof cover of Rebecca Black's "Friday"?

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Yah, this was in "easy listening", some cock PM'd me pointing that out.
Wha'd he want...a cookie?

Technically it can be easy listening because the fat bastard was sittin in a chair in his mommy's basement with headphones on. Nothing hard about that, unless the fat cunt labors over his own breathing. haha.

Thanks man.

[Bad Man & Sons]

Nothing Bad About This

How cute!

This is actually pretty neat on the side; it isn't just great for sentimental value, but it can actually work as like a closing/credits theme. So it's a double-win.

Happy Birthday, Bad-Man. Don't worry, I won't inquire about your age. :)

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Good idea man.
Thanks for the review. Don't worry about inquiring about my age, I don't keep it a secret. Age means nothing to me anyways. :)

[Purple Dragons Ate My Kids]

A Black Unicorn Slept With My Sister

Typical... coming from one of the sick fuckers behind the "Be Sprited" series, it's no secret that this is just satire. Good satire, since it's technically proficient in instrumentation (except the cheesy explosive grunt vocals), but telegraphs its reality with the band name and its chosen genre.

I would ask for a lyric sheet, but I'm afraid that you lost it (or you were intoxicated at the time).

CyprusX responds:

For a moment there I thought you would burn me , but boy was I wrong.
Yeah , there isnt much going on in the lyrics because there are not any , just random ridiculously over the top grunts and random words , we were just improvizing along the way =D

Thanks for taking the time to write .

[Metalpower!-Metaljonus]

An Alternative to Sex Has Come at Last (PUN LOL)

Is it blasphemy to say "Mega Man, eat your heart out?", because I'm going to hell by standing by my assertion that this is the best bit of power metal I've heard on this site. And "bit" makes it sexier for the Newgrounds Flash author seeking a short but admirable tune to add to any project.

This is the sort of music you'd be fucking your girlfriend to, but if you didn't have a girlfriend, you could make do with the music alone. It's THAT good.

Metaljonus responds:

Haha I knew someone would say something bout megaman. Megaman is the shit! I don't know if a flash player would use this but it would be sweet for sure. This would make awesome jerk off music for sure! lol

[70's Wah METAL bitches]

Groovy Bad-Ass

The intro theme for the biggest 'stasche villain. Or hell, maybe Charles fucking Bronson. Almost a loop, even. Contagious. Downright funny. All Bad-Man.

An improved BBQBeefburger Man Theme Song. (No wait, that's pushing it).

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Haha, thanks man!!