Whoa, what the hell?
Well, yeah, you made my day. This song is absolutely out there. I'm still listening to it loop at max volume inside an apartment complex full of old women. I'm astonished, that's why. All I ask is for you to actually write the lyrics in a reply or something because someone will get the crazy idea to actually make a flash out of it. It's definitely music video material, a satirical one at that.
No problem man,
The lyrics:
(random brutal death metal shit)
ROOOOOOOOOAAARARARAARARRRRR!!!!!!!
Weed in a bong is the only way to
Get high and masturbate to this shit song
Feel my cock pour cum so slowly in you
It's filthy, cheese-riddled and spongey and long!
(random funk bit)
Yeah! I don't know the words to this song
I'll just make it up as I go along
(SLAYERRRRRR!!!!)
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
The devil's gay!
I can tell!
The way that he looks in my eye!
Dildos!
shoved up my arse!
enough to make you burt out CRYYYIIIIINNNNG!!!!
(Red hot chili peppers)
Charlie's making me
Charlie's making me
Charlie's making me horny, woah! - By the way he's a guy.
(Slayer again)
ARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
Suck my big fat metal dick!
(Metallica bit)
James fuckin hetfield, I'm james fuckin hetfield, I'm james yeah yeah, yeah!
(crappy funk bit)\
I hope you enjoyed this crappy rip off of all these songs... and I don't even know why I'm talking in an american accent!
(Nirvana bit)
Ahhh that's good smack!
I'm a druggie!
I take smaaaack!
inject it in!
My butt crack! yeah!
Hate is Nothing New
This song rocks. I know it will become a staple of all really evil bad guys' themes when an audio portal-savvy flash animator sets out to create a flash. God yes, I think I'm going to use this sucker for something... evil...!
You only got a 4 in Originality because expressing hatred over jerks isn't necessarily new. The song itself is very effective in what it does, though all the effects might be a little trite. Still, the cool samples, clearness of the sound, and the efforts all give you a well-deserved ten.
P.S. I vote zero only on absolute garbage. I've never known you to make garbage of any kind (I incidentally voted five because it can fit in a falsh just so easily, especially the crescendo and ominous end!).
A truly great mind is right here, folks. Neophyte tells it as it should be told.
That's right. We need more people like you on Newgrounds.
Don't Get It
I don't know what the joke is--other than the title--but I suppose you're trying to wreck the soundtrack to the latest Batman movie. Tell me otherwise or simply explain this... I didn't quite get the joke in the song itself. I did like voicing the song's title repeatedly in the presence of little children, though.
The review is a lukewarm one because the clarity is soft, the church-bells are kind of cliched, and it all smells of cheese. Solid effort, though the collection here has better stuff to chew on. Seven Overall...
True this one reeks of cheese. I kinda regret making it but this song is a great way for me to gauge how far I've come along in music. And proof that the old saying "You don't Always make the Hits" is still true.
A far-out moody, hi-tech cyber-punk epic
Citing the poor review (not damning... just poorly written) I figured you needed one of these. The ambient tracks in your collection, albums and otherwise, are quite mellow and worth a good listen. This is no different; for what it is worth, it is both transporting and interesting.
Originality gets an eight because you took time out and showed your lady the ropes of your business. Cooperating together, even if it seems subpar, is great for a relationship! I also like how her voice sample--muffled in the background but ethereal in a sense--juxtaposes the obviously technological sources of most every sound. Place in the heartbeat for subtle humanlike flair and you have what I call a cyber-punk adventure in under two minutes. Very strange...
You got Diversity a 6. There aren't that many sounds, and it seems thin, but there's enough going on that you don't really pay attention to the number of sounds or whatever.
Clarity gets 4 because her voice is muffled. That might be intentional--correct me if I'm wrong.
Effort gets a six. This doesn't sound like it took a great deal of effort, considering what it is.
Overall, you should get a six. But I play nice and grant an eight. This song is a testament to playing cool in a relationship and makes for an unusual device that might make it into a flash game.
Dang! Such a great review for such a mediocre song :) Thanks though. I didn't put a whole lot of effort into this one. I just wanted an intro for my "album" so I made it real quick.
When one is drained of all humor, anything beautiful is met with one of two things: disdainful worry or worrisome disdain. Anything ugly is met with violence. Flash is complex and beautiful, not a toy. Keep that in mind... or things get ugly real quick.
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