Neophyte-Ronin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How To Dance]

Shameless

One word: epilepsy.

[My random life ep1]

Bugged

The soundtrack loops after the movie plays once, without me touching the play button again. Consider revising.

It's not utterly horrible, but it can use a little extra polish. At least there's a narrative and some direction to the comedy. I wouldn't quite call it "My Random Life" on that note.

chiro94 responds:

thanks dude i alredy solved the audio problem

[Office Times]

Six Points Lost Beneath that FAT FILE SIZE

Check out that file size. Mmm-mmm... why is this thing so massive? They barely even move! Is it the sound quality or something? What a rip-off! Lego's are not awesome.

I did laugh with the skits, though. Nothing like office humor to remind us that our society has gone off the deep end. And in other news, tomorrow IS Friday. Where I operate, that's "Freedom Friday". Casual is covered throughout the week.

BaustonFilms responds:

Wait... are you kidding me? You gave it a low score because of the file size? I can understand if you didn't think it was funny... but admitting it was funny and giving it a low score just doesn't make sense to me.

[Animation for school]

Practice Outside of School

This demonstrates a fundamental understanding of tweens and even melodrama. Just remember that term blended "melody" and "drama" together, meaning it'd be far better off with sound.

Also, a common method of remedying the blood discoloration issue is to remember it gets darker when there's lots of it. Also, you can use a tool in flash to click upon an imported image featuring realistic blood and use those instead.

Still, it pretty much sucks from a comparison to what everyone else is doing. Fortunately there is always room to improve, although in this case there is one big gaping void....

[A Pile of Leaves.]

This Made Me Laugh... Cheap, but a Laugh

Normally, I'm in a foul mood and never want to see another horrible Flash again. This, I imagined, was one of those times. However, the silly surprise ending caught me off guard, and the reaction was priceless.

Even though it looks as though the production values are poor... and they are, actually... the cartoon was assembled far better than one may think. It's short, sweet, and even the preloader "Play" button--that being the door--is a clever touch that transcends the notion that little thought went into this piece.

If the artwork improves, even an Author called "crapcartoons" can shine on the Newgrounds stage.

crapcartoons responds:

I appreciate criticism when it's constructive. Obviously I chose my username for a reason.

[WIP - Design IV]

Halfway There Equals Halfway Score

Tad on the crude side, but everything's looking okay so far. Few take time to animate the coloring of a black-and-white piece, so this might turn out okay. Let us know when you have the finished product!

[Timmy's Giant Sandwich]

Yay. Fucking Yay.

Your little cousin Timmy must be so fucking proud.

If you dislike the quality of the .swf, why did you post it here? Should have kept it at YouTube where it belongs.