Perplexing? No. Goofy? YES!
First, I smiled. Then, I laughed (especially at the "moral of the story" that summarized the author's apparant problem). An old song from a cartoon series (The SUPER SHOW? I almost forgot about those damn things!), combined with some grainy images of Mario (and live actors of Mario & Luigi), create a perfectly silly and meaningless flash. I will point, laugh and demean the idiot that goes out to "Swing his arms and do the Mario." Excellent submission overall.